Get ready, Tolkienites, it’s time to tackle the original sacred trilogy, which, of course, contains some sins. We kick things off with The Fellowship of the Ring, the movie that set the record for most scenes of pure walking footage in a major motion picture.

Next Tuesday: Sins of a 3-hour movie. Bet you can’t guess which one.

Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie’s sins would you like to see recounted?

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